A SPLASH OF SCARF

fidefortitude:

kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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We are eating the shadowy remnants of a dead species.


sinclairsolutions:

ive found where I truly belong


darrynek:

*picks up phone* ah, yes sir, we got your résumé. it’s just a bunch of photoshopped pictures of Snails playing the bass guitar. you requested a salary of 3 million dollars an hour. you’re hired



offbeatorbit:

gowns:

oh my god he can’t finish that

#give him time ok

offbeatorbit:

gowns:

oh my god he can’t finish that

#give him time ok




foreveralone-lyguy:

Wtf the Apple Store doesn’t even sell fruit


mulhollandoverdrive:

chuckesunderground:

tricked ya

where is our daughter

mulhollandoverdrive:

chuckesunderground:

tricked ya

where is our daughter


mistintrees:

kiteastrophe:

espeonofficial:

thinking about disability and mental illness in the pokemon world is pretty wild

a slowking who is always calm and ready to help when their trainer is having an anxiety attack or a breakdown

a blissey who lays its happiness eggs to…