A SPLASH OF SCARF

reaill:

thank u


sugarplumbfaerie:

someone take my computer away from me


roguesquirrel:

The Great Gatsby 2
… they thought he was dead…
……..but they rebuilt him…
…faster … stronger … smarter…
old sports die hard
In
The Great Gatling-Gunsby
West Egg is about to be Scrambled


perchu:

strikeupthebandom:

what the hell is going on

come find out

perchu:

strikeupthebandom:

what the hell is going on

come find out


slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

posted 3 days ago via pizza · © slussy with 248,588 notes

u-ok:

my favorite page on the animal crossing wiki because its really specific

u-ok:

my favorite page on the animal crossing wiki because its really specific

posted 3 days ago via kinkbot · © u-ok with 4,714 notes

ameru:

snalies ~@:

ameru:

snalies ~@:

posted 3 days ago via nootlife · © ameru with 2,193 notes

fidefortitude:

kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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We are eating the shadowy remnants of a dead species.


sinclairsolutions:

ive found where I truly belong


darrynek:

*picks up phone* ah, yes sir, we got your résumé. it’s just a bunch of photoshopped pictures of Snails playing the bass guitar. you requested a salary of 3 million dollars an hour. you’re hired